mephostophilis:

mephostophilis:

mephostophilis:

so i saw this tweet earlier

image

you too can have a pingus for the low low price of One Thousand Five Hundred pounds quid

image
image

hey girl you wanna see my grandiose Pingus

image

peter sisseck IS Pingus

macgyvermedical:

Took me until about halfway through college before I realized “study” means “play with the material in a variety of ways until you understand it” and not just “read the assigned chapters and do the homework” and I think that probably should have been discussed at some point prior to that.

pointnclick:

i always forget “fuck” is a bad word. it’s like a brother to me

sab3rtooth:

o-oluuu:

The answer to your problems is self-discipline

image

amygdalae:

nothing more sobering than realizing you’d been assuming a cover of a song was the original…like oh phew if the wrong person found out about that i couldve been killed

yume-fanfare:

modern social media should stop offering “sync with your phone contacts to follow them” options and start offering “block all your phone contacts so they never see your account” options

lifeafterpsychiatry:

It’s a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won’t be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It’s a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It’s a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don’t aim so high that you won’t be hitting anything!

reigensboyfriend:

no mom he’s not a stranger he’s my mutual. I trust him with my home address

senatortedcruz:

Thinking about the moment in Little Women when Jo said “You will be bored of him in 2 years and we will be interesting forever” that one is for all my girls and ladies on here. For all the men…go to war

RAW Paste Data

mephostophilis:

mephostophilis:

mephostophilis:

so i saw this tweet earlier

image

you too can have a pingus for the low low price of One Thousand Five Hundred pounds quid

image
image

hey girl you wanna see my grandiose Pingus

image

peter sisseck IS Pingus

macgyvermedical:

Took me until about halfway through college before I realized “study” means “play with the material in a variety of ways until you understand it” and not just “read the assigned chapters and do the homework” and I think that probably should have been discussed at some point prior to that.

pointnclick:

i always forget “fuck” is a bad word. it’s like a brother to me

sab3rtooth:

o-oluuu:

The answer to your problems is self-discipline

image

amygdalae:

nothing more sobering than realizing you’d been assuming a cover of a song was the original…like oh phew if the wrong person found out about that i couldve been killed

yume-fanfare:

modern social media should stop offering “sync with your phone contacts to follow them” options and start offering “block all your phone contacts so they never see your account” options

lifeafterpsychiatry:

It’s a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won’t be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It’s a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It’s a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don’t aim so high that you won’t be hitting anything!

reigensboyfriend:

no mom he’s not a stranger he’s my mutual. I trust him with my home address

senatortedcruz:

Thinking about the moment in Little Women when Jo said “You will be bored of him in 2 years and we will be interesting forever” that one is for all my girls and ladies on here. For all the men…go to war